By Jax Anger, Opinions Editor

Chivalrous chauvinist

Living in a world of prejudice One of the hardest things I’ve constantly dealt with on a nearly daily basis is sexism. Now, don’t get me wrong; I’m not one of those bra-burning femi-nazis—when someone opens...

Thumper

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all If you‘ve watched Bambi, then you know about the fuzzy little rabbit named Thumper whose infamous line is above. He’s unfortunately not the type of thumper I’m talking about, but...

Potvin’s illegal dump

In 1996, under suspicious circumstances, the Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) received an anonymous phone call tipping them off about an illegal dumping action. The investigations led to Western Concrete...

I support slavery daily

I use small children to make my life happier, part one of two Every day, I wake up around 6:30 a.m. and pour myself a cup of coffee. The warm and caffeinated goodness reverberates in my bloodstream and motivates me to face another...

One small step for man 

You’re too young to remember this significant moment in history Neil Armstrong didn’t want to be known as a hero. He gave the credit to the famous Apollo landing’s success to the crew on the ground that monitored and designed...

Build a bed

Are you smarter than a loft kit? Welcome to Ferris, young freshmen! No doubt you’ve found some very interesting things at our lovely university, but your adventure has already begun in your residence hall room, hasn’t it?...