Best and worst pick up lines

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: No, how much?
Guy: Just enough to break the ice.

You just window-shopping or you wanna try something on?

I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Wanna get a pizza and bang?
What, you don’t like pizza?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Guy: Crap, there is something wrong with my phone.
Girl: What’s wrong with it?
Guy: It’s missing your number.

I think you have something in your eye. Oh, never mind, it was just a sparkle.


Hey, I just met you. Call me maybe?

Great legs; what time do they open?

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

I’m not actually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.

Nice shoes, wanna bang?

You should stay.