Best:
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: No, how much?
Guy: Just enough to break the ice.
You just window-shopping or you wanna try something on?
I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Wanna get a pizza and bang?
What, you don’t like pizza?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Guy: Crap, there is something wrong with my phone.
Girl: What’s wrong with it?
Guy: It’s missing your number.
I think you have something in your eye. Oh, never mind, it was just a sparkle.
Worst:
Hey, I just met you. Call me maybe?
Great legs; what time do they open?
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I’m not actually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.
Nice shoes, wanna bang?
You should stay.