On the record

What are we, 12?

Get your own coat

Sept. 20, 4:43 p.m., a custodial worker reported that their jacket was stolen from a cleaning cart in FLITE. Ferris Department of Public Safety detectives are still investigating the incident, reviewing surveillance video to get a suspect.

Flushed Away (2006)

Sept. 22, 1:11 a.m., resident advisers reported the odor of marijuana in McNerney Hall and when officers arrived they made contact with three students. They admitted to smoking and said they had flushed all the rest of their marijuana down the toilet. However, officers were able to retrieve residue from the bathroom. All three students were cited for being minors in possession of marijuana and were referred to the Office of Student Conduct.

Missing: speaker size of small dog

Sept. 25, 12:35 a.m., a student reported that he left his wireless speaker at the Intramural Fields and said it was gone when he went to retrieve it. The investigation is still open.

What are we, 12?

Sept. 27, 4:27 p.m., a Ferris Homecoming sign was reported stolen from University Center room 121. The suspect was identified as a white man with blonde hair and witnesses said he picked up the sign and walked away. A worker tried to catch the suspect, but lost him. The suspect was eventually found with the sign and he admitted to stealing it because he thought it was funny that it was misspelled “Homocoming” on the sign. The sign was eventually returned.

Ferris Department of Public Safety issued 427 tickets from Sept. 22 to 28 totaling $6,815.