On August 31, out of nowhere, my 88-year-old grandma suffered a stroke. She was rushed to the hospital, and it was later revealed that the stroke was caused by two […]
Opinions
What am I paying for?
In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, I would have told you that I love online classes. I have so much more free time, I can work on my own […]
EDITOR’S COLUMN: The cost of freezing SNAP
For many Americans, the first of the month originally delivered relief: groceries in the fridge, bills paid on time and the hope of a little breathing room. Now, with shrinking […]
A question of fate
Recently, I have developed skepticism towards certain outlooks taught to me as a child. Specifically, the concept of “meta-narratives,” which, as defined by Oxford Languages, concerns interpretations of events that […]
Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Beware! This Halloween, you will run into your doppelganger. Don’t worry, this will definitely not upset the balance of the universe… it will just cause an existential crisis when […]
Campfire story
Every night before Halloween, it is rumored that Brutus’s twin brother, Benny, strolls around campus selecting students to become his victims. Many years ago, when Brutus was elected to become […]
Campfire story
In an unprecedented global disaster now being called “The Rumbling,” hundreds of thousands of colossal titans have emerged from under various buildings of Ferris’ campus, and are advancing across western […]
Campfire story
Ferris students are under a lockdown by the Department of Public Safety following the recent sightings of vampires around the David L. Eisler Center two weeks before Halloween. Journalism major […]
Senior obituary
Hailey Nye, a design senior known for her affinity for rocks, was found dead on Oct. 30. The location of the incident was on the Northern perimeter of the David […]