Recently I decided to re-vamp my wardrobe. So I took all the money I received for Christmas and hit Birch Run’s outlet mall for some after-Christmas sales. Being a former […]
Opinions
Getting Jew’d
“Ah shit, I just got Jew’d,” said the racist bigot about his loss of a single round of cellphone Euchre. Any of my weekly readers prob- ably know by now, […]
My top five parties
The semester is winding down and reflection time of the last three months is kicking in. As I sit and remember the good and bad moments of the semester, parties […]
O.C.S. (Only Child Syndrome)
I hear my Ferris State friends often talk about something their brother or sister had done to really get their blood boiling and it reminds me just how nice it […]
Chat with the Chief: Good riddance 2016
What would happen if tomorrow’s headlines read that a giant asteroid was headed for Earth and would spell the end of humanity? Our best and brightest would surely begin thinking […]
Broadening the Bracket
After seeing the announcement of the four teams in the Div. 1 College Football Playoffs, it became apparent to me that four teams are simply not enough. The playoffs need […]
25 days of Christmas
The end of Thanksgiving means one thing: it’s now the most wonderful time of year. Wait, aren’t you Jewish, Travis? Yes, I am and was raised Jewish, but that does […]
1-800-950-NAMI
I’ll be the first to admit; I did not think poor mental health was a thing. And there’s a simple explanation for it: I was never told that poor mental […]