Opinions
Campus Conundrums
With winter upon us I would like to discuss an issue very dear to my heart—not getting ran over by vehicles. This is something I’ve unfortunately witnessed time and time […]
Chat with the Chief: Coming-of-age
Over the break, I turned 21. It was Friday, Jan. 6, to be exact. Happy birthday to me. I have yet to take advantage of my coming-of-age opportunity to buy […]
Women’s fashion is wacky
Recently I decided to re-vamp my wardrobe. So I took all the money I received for Christmas and hit Birch Run’s outlet mall for some after-Christmas sales. Being a former […]
Getting Jew’d
“Ah shit, I just got Jew’d,” said the racist bigot about his loss of a single round of cellphone Euchre. Any of my weekly readers prob- ably know by now, […]
My top five parties
The semester is winding down and reflection time of the last three months is kicking in. As I sit and remember the good and bad moments of the semester, parties […]
O.C.S. (Only Child Syndrome)
I hear my Ferris State friends often talk about something their brother or sister had done to really get their blood boiling and it reminds me just how nice it […]
Chat with the Chief: Good riddance 2016
What would happen if tomorrow’s headlines read that a giant asteroid was headed for Earth and would spell the end of humanity? Our best and brightest would surely begin thinking […]
Broadening the Bracket
After seeing the announcement of the four teams in the Div. 1 College Football Playoffs, it became apparent to me that four teams are simply not enough. The playoffs need […]