Posts by Torch Staff
Divided Opinions
THE VALUE OF AN OPPORTUNITY Alicia Jaimes | Lifestyles Editor As graduation arrives, so does the usual argument I hear about paid internships versus unpaid internships. This argument can be a […]
Tire Fire Confessions
Honestly, fuck birds! Like, what are they for? They don’t do anything. They just strut around doing that weird head thing all the time. And when they’re not doing that, […]
Make underage football viewing illegal
The question of whether or not youth football should continue to be allowed to stick around has resulted in constant debate. However, this issue has been surpassed by a more […]
Twitter tirade
The Ferris decision to switch from Gmail to Outlook drew an irate reaction from Ferris Student Government President Preston Wimberly, who in a shocking turn of events has taken to […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The stars are a strong advocate for cake. “Summer bodies” can wait. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 You’ll use hashtags thinking it’s still cool, only to remember […]
SATIRE: Eisler 2020
Ferris President Dr. David Eisler has announced his candidacy to run for U.S. president in the 2020 election. Dr. Eisler, whose doctorate degree is in Clarinet Performance, has been the […]