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Posts by Torch Staff
Put some pep in your step
Article by: Trenton Carlson and Veronica Mascorro | Torch Reporters
Divided opinions
Football By Austin Arquette | Torch Reporter American football is arguably the best sport in the world and everyone who says this would be correct. Football, in general, attracts so […]
Delicious dines next door
Article by: Wil Roy and Meg Lewton | Interim Reporter and Lifestyles Editor
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“What is there for me to do in my free time?” -Bored Brendon You should’ve known when you showed up for orientation what there’s absolutely nothing to do in your […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The first month of classes are over, you can break up with your high school boyfriend now. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 According to that DNA test […]
SATIRE: A suspicious statue
Walk onto the quad, and you’ll see a statue of Woodbridge Ferris, the dude so uptight that he can’t just have an entire university named after himself. No, he has […]
SATIRE: Dude where’s my car?
In an unfortunate Friday the 13th incident, a male student lost a whole ass vehicle.
