This Easter I have made the bold choice to stay at school and not attend my family’s holiday dinner. I have a lot of reasons for abstaining, ranging from the […]
Editorials
Chat with the Chief: Drink, drank, drunk
I recently turned 21 and guess what? I didn’t get trashed! This birthday has led me to examine some things, and reinforced a somewhat controversial opinion that I have held for many years: I don’t […]
Chat with the Chief: Gymtimidation
I want to talk about a silly, Urban Dictionary word with a very real meaning behind it: gymtimidation. I’ve heard some people talking crap in recent weeks since Planet Fitness announced they were coming to […]
Chat with the chief: Introvert
I’ve never been much good at keeping friends, especially female friends. I had different groups of people that I spent time with in elementary school, middle school, high school […]
Chat with the Chief: Ode to snow
I hate it when it’s in the sky and when it’s on the ground. I hate it when it’s in the clouds and while it’s falling down. I sit inside and clutch […]
Chat with the Chief: Feminism
I’m a feminist. A lot of people turn their nose up at that term these days, but I am. Am I the type of feminist that wears a vagina costume and goes to every […]
Chat with the Chief: Voodoo witchcraft
This week I did something that I haven’t done in years. It felt so good, I couldn’t help but moan as my toes curled and my whole body sighed with […]
Chat with the Chief: Not the place
So I want to talk for a moment about all the reasons that a(nother) celebrity running for president in 2020 is a horrible idea. If you haven’t read the story […]
Chat with the Chief: Separation of church and state
“Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one and it’s fine to be proud of it but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around… and PLEASE don’t try […]
Chat with the Chief: Not resolute
I’m not really one for resolutions. For the most part, they’re empty promises that we make to feel good about ourselves. In reality, six months from now you probably won’t be going to the […]