One of the hardest things I’ve constantly dealt with on a nearly daily basis is sexism. Now, don’t get me wrong; I’m not one of those bra-burning femi-nazis—when someone opens […]
Opinions
Conscription Cashier
In Mexico, Russia and numerous countries around the world, military conscription is alive and well. This might seem preposterous to Americans – freedom and rights and good things like that. […]
Thumper
If you‘ve watched Bambi, then you know about the fuzzy little rabbit named Thumper whose infamous line is above. He’s unfortunately not the type of thumper I’m talking about, but […]
Out with the old
Does the Pure Michigan campaign really work? We hear it on the radio, see it on TV and every time we come back to Michigan the sign “Welcome to Pure […]
Lot pirates
It’s 10 minutes to 10. We join the many fleets of coffee buzzed treasure hunters in a circle about the tar sea where each of us is in search of […]
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togedew today
Marriage has lost its meaning. I recently saw an e-card on Pinterest (laugh if you want, but you know you do it too) of an old couple walking hand in […]
Why I love my job
Dear Editor, Please accept a HUGE round of applause for your September 12th issue. It’s absolutely superb!