SATIRE: Presidential debate drinking game

The first presidential debate between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is scheduled to air at 9 p.m. tonight, and it’s estimated that more than 100 million people may tune in.

In order to make the debate a little more interesting and the future feel a little less bleak for an evening, Tire Fire reporters have created a drinking game for the occasion.

The first rule is to choose your candidate. It’s not November yet, but most people are probably already backing their favorite horse and have a good idea of whom they’ll vote for. Once you select a candidate, drink every time he or she does any of the following…


  • Mentions one of Trump’s lawsuits
  • Says the word, “sexist”
  • Gets interrupted, but can’t be too aggressive in taking back the spotlight because of double standards
  • Says, “African Americans.”


  • Mentions Clinton’s emails.
  • Mentions building a wall.
  • Says the word, “China.”
  • Says the word, “huge.”

You should also drink every time either candidate lies, talks around a question or causes the irreversible collapse of society.

Please try to drink responsibly.