Students have reported that they have had bad luck after spotting a black cat on campus at night. The reports began on Oct. 13 and have continued to have been reported […]
Tire Fire
The Woodbridge haunting
As I step out into the cold, dark campus my hair stands up on the back of my neck. As the rustling of fallen leaves puts me on edge I […]
A bite into crime
The Department of Public Safety is actively investigating Brutus the Bulldog in relation to the disappearences of Ferris students around the oddly frequented “party” spot called “the Lines.” One unnamed […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 You had 6 months of doing nothing to find a boo and you still don’t got one… Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 Why party in person when […]
SATIRE: Stories from the bar
Schuberg Shooter Friendly Neighborhood Alcoholic On a pre-rona Friday, from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., we used to be able to see a variety of patrons at the local bar. […]
SATIRE: Spice up your Halloween costume
Basic bitch season means one thing, their holiday is coming up.
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“What is there for me to do in my free time?” -Bored Brendon You should’ve known when you showed up for orientation what there’s absolutely nothing to do in your […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The first month of classes are over, you can break up with your high school boyfriend now. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 According to that DNA test […]
SATIRE: A suspicious statue
Walk onto the quad, and you’ll see a statue of Woodbridge Ferris, the dude so uptight that he can’t just have an entire university named after himself. No, he has […]
SATIRE: Dude where’s my car?
In an unfortunate Friday the 13th incident, a male student lost a whole ass vehicle.