“A Very Honest Love Poem” The night we met, your eyes were shining You said “I’m so drunk that I find you attractive” while throwing up and whining Frankly, you aren’t even my […]
The reasoning behind building a new residence hall on the north side of campus while several sit uninhabited on the south side of campus has finally come to light. “After much consideration by […]
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Big Rapids Public Works director Ardith Crank announced the implementation of the new Ferris Area Rapid Transport system (F.A.R.T) yesterday at a press conference. The F.A.R.T consists of connecting railways beneath the streets of Big Rapids […]
Two fan buses packed with Bulldog fans journeyed from Big Rapids to South Dakota to watch Ferris’ men’s basketball team hoist the National Championship trophy. The buses rumbled down the […]
“Thank God we won… I had half the school’s budget riding on a bet with GVSU’s president.” Click here for more sage words of wisdom.