Basic bitch season means one thing, their holiday is coming up.
“What is there for me to do in my free time?” -Bored Brendon You should’ve known when you showed up for orientation what there’s absolutely nothing to do in your […]
Walk onto the quad, and you’ll see a statue of Woodbridge Ferris, the dude so uptight that he can’t just have an entire university named after himself. No, he has […]
Ferris students are being advised not to walk on campus sidewalks as they become the primary path for university vehicles. In a university announcement, Ferris has advised students to find […]
High school graduates are still choosing to attend college, but they’re not choosing to attend Ferris. This frightening drop in enrollment has prompted the Office of Admissions to raise an […]