SATIRE: Nightmare-inducing photo of the week

A Tire Fire reporter was wandering through the darkened halls of the allegedly haunted Alumni Building’s basement when suddenly his phone’s flashlight shone upon this beast. 

This mural of a horrifyingly anthropomorphic bulldog was photographed in the former Ferris athletics weight room in the basement of the Alumni building. 

The dog has human feet and toes, opposable thumbs and knees. If that doesn’t creep you out enough, the bulging crotch of the Speedo should. 

This mural is testament to the fact that Ferris’ oldest structure is haunted not by spirits, but by the horrors of its past mistakes.

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