1. Aquarius: An MP3 player from KMart… What year is it?
2. Pisces: Yearly subscription to the Tire Fire
3. Aries: Floppy Disk from Grandma
4. Taurus: A different color as the same thing your sibling got. (It’s not as cute as when you were 5)
5. Gemini: Self-help book from your parents
6. Cancer: Orange in your stocking
7. Leo: Literally anything you needed in December that your mother considered a Christmas gift
8. Virgo: Actual coal
9. Libra: Community college application
10. Scorpio: Toys Я US gift card
11. Sagittarius: Lipsmackers lip gloss
12. Capricorn: Motorola RZR