Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18
You had 6 months of doing nothing to find a boo and you still don’t got one…
Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20
Why party in person when you can party through zoom. It’s totally the same we promise.
Taurus: April 20-May 20
Now that you’re at college are you ready to never talk to your high school friends again?
Aries: March 21-April 19
If a guy says he’s tired of you bring him an energy drink.
Gemini: May 21-June 20
Wait so you didn’t have a glo-up during the quarantine….?
Leo: July 23-Aug. 22
Looks like you’re broke from all the things you bought during quarantine.
Cancer: June 21-July 22
Don’t unpack too much, you’ll end up leaving campus soon enough.
Virgo: Aug. 23-Sept. 22
The only good thing about having to wear masks are that instead of being a 5/10 you’re a 9/10.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Now is your time to drop out and start selling feet pics.
Scorpio: Oct. 23-Nov. 21
COVID won’t be the only disease you catch this semester…
Libra: Sept. 23-Oct.22
Did you open a small business during the quarantine or are you normal?
Capricorn: Dec. 22-Jan.19
Cutting and dying your hair every time there is a minor inconvenience is not a personality trait.