Following what has been called a “controversial decision,” for the first time since 1950, the U.S. Census Bureau is going to be asking whether or not respondents are citizens of the United States in the 2020 […]
Editorials
Chat with the Chief: No ham for me
This Easter I have made the bold choice to stay at school and not attend my family’s holiday dinner. I have a lot of reasons for abstaining, ranging from the […]
Chat with the Chief: Drink, drank, drunk
I recently turned 21 and guess what? I didn’t get trashed! This birthday has led me to examine some things, and reinforced a somewhat controversial opinion that I have held for many years: I don’t […]
Chat with the Chief: Gymtimidation
I want to talk about a silly, Urban Dictionary word with a very real meaning behind it: gymtimidation. I’ve heard some people talking crap in recent weeks since Planet Fitness announced they were coming to […]
Chat with the chief: Introvert
I’ve never been much good at keeping friends, especially female friends. I had different groups of people that I spent time with in elementary school, middle school, high school […]
Chat with the Chief: Ode to snow
I hate it when it’s in the sky and when it’s on the ground. I hate it when it’s in the clouds and while it’s falling down. I sit inside and clutch […]
Chat with the Chief: Feminism
I’m a feminist. A lot of people turn their nose up at that term these days, but I am. Am I the type of feminist that wears a vagina costume and goes to every […]
Chat with the Chief: Voodoo witchcraft
This week I did something that I haven’t done in years. It felt so good, I couldn’t help but moan as my toes curled and my whole body sighed with […]
Chat with the Chief: Not the place
So I want to talk for a moment about all the reasons that a(nother) celebrity running for president in 2020 is a horrible idea. If you haven’t read the story […]
Chat with the Chief: Separation of church and state
“Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one and it’s fine to be proud of it but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around… and PLEASE don’t try […]