For some, Ferris is already their home, but for many, it is new territory. Welcome to all incoming freshmen and returning upper classmen. This year is going to be an […]
Opinions
Buying the president
This is an election year. If you’ve been trapped in a cave, odds are you’d still know because someone would be knocking on your cave door asking if you’d like […]
The Penis Subcommittee
On August 1, 2012, a law went into effect that mandated private insurance companies cover birth control and preventative care for women. Controversy ensues as the populous fervently debates the […]
FSUS a waste
I am not going to beat around the bush; I have a personal vendetta against the Ferris State University Seminar course. This class is an absolute waste of time and […]
Permission to ‘Imagine More’ Required
“Truth, Fairness and Accuracy” is part of the slogan the Torch depends on to serve our readers the news and information of the Ferris community. We understand that being a […]
Classier than this
Stanwood wants to establish a topless bar called Gentlemen 131 within the next year. Have you seen our movie theatre, restaurants and shopping centers? No, of course you haven’t, because […]
Support the ta-tas
We’ve all seen a pair of breasts before. Whether it was on ‘boob tube,’ in a movie, in a magazine or during our infancy when we were suckling from our […]
Dressing down
Professional dress is something most of us have donned at least once in our college career, and I can only imagine how mutinous you must feel at the prospect. To […]