This week I did something that I haven’t done in years. It felt so good, I couldn’t help but moan as my toes curled and my whole body sighed with […]
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Emotional first aid
We’re on the cusp of beginning a new month and I can see people’s New Year’s resolutions disintegrating on the winds across campus. However, there is one promise that you […]
CARTOON: Living statues
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Chat with the Chief: Not the place
So I want to talk for a moment about all the reasons that a(nother) celebrity running for president in 2020 is a horrible idea. If you haven’t read the story […]
Useless expensive price tags
If there is one thing that college has taught me thus far, it’s that saving a couple bucks here and there makes a difference in the long run. One easy […]
No, I don’t know what I’m doing
We always ask kids what they want to be when they grow up. They usually know what they want to do. However, I do not. As a matter of fact, […]
Money woes
You come home from class only to freeze in horror. There in the dark abyss of your mailbox—bills, bills and more bills. We have a heavy burden that accompanies our […]
College, interrupted
My stomach ached. I had not had anything but Gatorade for days but the pain persisted. I could barely open my eyes around the aching migraine I had. I was […]
CARTOON: Pitching ideas
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Chat with the Chief: Separation of church and state
“Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one and it’s fine to be proud of it but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around… and PLEASE don’t try […]







