Halloween is approaching, which means only one thing; my sweet tooth is preparing for its annual epic orgasm. My taste buds are already salivating at the thought of Twizzlers, Twix […]
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The trouble with tenure
We’ve all experienced it: the professor that marches into the room the first week of the semester, throws their feet up on the desk, wordlessly clicks through some slides, assigns […]
Chat with the Chief
Take out your license. Study it. Look at how awkward you looked in high school when that picture was taken. Do you still weigh the same amount? Have you gotten […]
Mano a mano
Pro-Trump Jonny Parshall Copy Editor Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has come under serious scrutiny following the release of tapes of him admitting to kissing, groping and fondling women and […]
Chat with the Chief: Take a close look at your checkbook
There’s almost nothing worse than opening the door of an empty refrigerator with a grumbling stomach, being forced to walk everywhere because you’re out of gas money and coming up […]
Who will bring home the Anchor-Bone Trophy?
With the latest installment of the Anchor Bone Classic coming up Saturday, Oct. 8, Grand Valley State Lanthorn sports editor Beau Troutman contacted me to discuss our opinions on Saturday’s […]
Parades are the worst
If I made a list of the top ten things that I hate most in the world, parades would probably be somewhere between ISIS and Red’s Apple Ale. I have […]