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Aquarius: Beware! This Halloween, you will run into your doppelganger. Don’t worry, this will definitely not upset the balance of the universe… it will just cause an existential crisis when […]

Every night before Halloween, it is rumored that Brutus’s twin brother, Benny, strolls around campus selecting students to become his victims. Many years ago, when Brutus was elected to become […]

In an unprecedented global disaster now being called “The Rumbling,”  hundreds of thousands of colossal titans have emerged from under various buildings of Ferris’ campus, and are advancing across western […]

Ferris students are under a lockdown by the Department of Public Safety following the recent sightings of vampires around the David L. Eisler Center two weeks before Halloween. Journalism major […]

Hailey Nye, a design senior known for her affinity for rocks, was found dead on Oct. 30. The location of the incident was on the Northern perimeter of the David […]

Long-time opinions editor Jackie Moglia passed away suddenly on Oct. 25 after an attempt to pet a bear while visiting her home in northern Michigan led to a vicious mauling.  […]

Carly Judge, marketing senior and copyeditor for the Torch, has passed away in an absurd accident on Oct. 29. The details of the event are still unclear, but some witnesses […]

Liz Brown, Podcast Manager of the Torch, sadly passed last week from prolonged media exposure. Her roommate and Production Manager, Harmony Goodman, discovered her late Thursday night, mummified in front […]

The Torch’s cartoonist, Blake Flanery, has tragically passed away on Oct. 27 after an encounter resulting in many scratches to the face.  Earlier in the day, Blake had managed to […]

Ferris State Torch news editor, Emma Walters, has died after putting out one too many fires on Oct. 27. Walters was known for her bountiful advice and willingness to help. […]