Tire Fire

The Ferris decision to switch from Gmail to Outlook drew an irate reaction from Ferris Student Government President Preston Wimberly, who in a shocking turn of events has taken to […]

Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The stars are a strong advocate for cake. “Summer bodies” can wait. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 You’ll use hashtags thinking it’s still cool, only to remember […]

Ferris President Dr. David Eisler has announced his candidacy to run for U.S. president in the 2020 election. Dr. Eisler, whose doctorate degree is in Clarinet Performance, has been the […]

CORRECTION: The name of a source has since been changed. — Music Takes Action might sound a little different this year as headliner Jesse McCartney commands the stage. According to […]

The Ferris Physical Plant (EffPeePee), in conjunction with the Chemical Plant and the Emerald Hill Zone, recently released a university-wide memo detailing the overall salt use on Ferris sidewalks, parking […]

Minor problems Jan. 18, 9:15 p.m., a freshman texts their 21-year-old friend and asks them to buy them alcohol for the party that night. Sorry kid, they’ve been drunk since […]

Digital animation and game design freshman Tim Rocket stumbled upon what appeared to be an ancient relic half-buried in the melting snow somewhere near the Rock on the morning of […]

I don’t know who Eisler is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I’m not sure if he’s some sort of celebrity, or a professor, or like a […]

Watch me sleep I am seeking a fellow student to sit with me on Mondays and Wednesdays as I nap in FLITE. I work late hours and don’t get much […]