Welcome to Ferris, young freshmen! No doubt you’ve found some very interesting things at our lovely university, but your adventure has already begun in your residence hall room, hasn’t it? […]
Posts by Jax Anger
The Penis Subcommittee
On August 1, 2012, a law went into effect that mandated private insurance companies cover birth control and preventative care for women. Controversy ensues as the populous fervently debates the […]
FSUS a waste
I am not going to beat around the bush; I have a personal vendetta against the Ferris State University Seminar course. This class is an absolute waste of time and […]
Support the ta-tas
We’ve all seen a pair of breasts before. Whether it was on ‘boob tube,’ in a movie, in a magazine or during our infancy when we were suckling from our […]
High price hooptie
High cost accessories on cheap cars. It makes me laugh. I saw a Ford F-250 from the late ‘90s with huge diesel stacks attached to it. Mind you, it had […]
Torch Music Review
Release The Crimson Wyoming, Michigan band Release The Crimson brings an in-your-face mantra and brutally honest sound to the greater Grand Rapids area. True metal, leaded, fully loaded, heavy and […]
Torch Top 5 Internet
P-U-N-C-H. Watch a scenario where a loud-mouth gets decked. Even if it’s a set-up, it’s a good one. 101TheFox Even animals photobomb. Watch a praying mantis steal the shot. MetroUK
Press 1 for Algonquain
Aaniin ezhi-ayaayan? Niin Zhakz nindizhinikaaz. You have no idea what’s written unless you’re one of a very select group of people. It’s not a secret or dirty language, and you […]
Torch Top 5 Internet
Finally! Proof that alcohol consumption makes you smarter. Medical Daily Adventures in Sex City-The Game. Meant to teach kids sex education, this game lets you play as one of the […]
Torch Music Review April 18, 2012
Paper Planecrash- Demo Tracks Big Rapids natives Paper Planecrash takes a forgotten sound and dredges it up from the depths of the river’s murky bottom and call it […]