Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Home for the hellidays
Winter break is almost over, and many of you spent this time squeezing back into your childhood bedroom that your mom has turned into a Pure Romance office, sleeping in […]
SATIRE: Christmas horrorscopes
1. Aquarius: An MP3 player from KMart… What year is it? 2. Pisces: Yearly subscription to the Tire Fire 3. Aries: Floppy Disk from Grandma 4. Taurus: A different color […]










