Since middle school, there is one thing in this world I’ve wanted more than anything, and I still haven’t gotten it. A dog. More specifically, a husky. It’s not that […]
Opinions
Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
“You’re not going to believe what happened in “Gone Girl!” Ben Affleck…” How does that sentence end, if spoken loudly in a crowd? Do I even reach its end? It’s […]
Hot Button
Students on this campus are having sex. They could be doing so right this very second. I said it. What are you going to do about it? Get uncomfortable in […]
How to Be a Good Male Ally to Feminism
I’ve seen an increasing number of men claiming to be feminists and, while I’m glad you guys care, there are a lot of things I don’t think most of you […]
Humans not coffee cups
You know what’s stupid? Sexism. Every woman faces it. Society is really great at telling women of all classes, ages, sexual orientations, and races that they are less than men. […]
Voices
Dear Editor (and Mr. Fox), I am writing in response to the article “Cup of Destruction” in the September 22, 2014 issue. I found this article to be extremely insulting […]
An apology to the readers
Since last Wednesday I’ve been getting everything from high-fives to threats of bodily harm over one highly offensive article about coffee. I’m going to go more in depth, but in […]
Getting it wrong
The press messes up. You know it, you’ve seen it countless times on TV and in print. Last week, you may have seen it in our paper. This is not […]
Cup of destruction
You know what’s stupid? Coffee. Every moment in the life of the average-income, American, teen through mid-twenties white girl can easily be divided into two categories. They spend half their […]
The cassette renaissance is real
Many things happen deep in the internet’s darkest recesses, most of which you know nothing about. Keep it that way – much of it is pretty terrifying. One of the […]