Posts by Torch Staff
Tire Fire Confessions
Honestly, fuck birds! Like, what are they for? They don’t do anything. They just strut around doing that weird head thing all the time. And when they’re not doing that, […]
Make underage football viewing illegal
The question of whether or not youth football should continue to be allowed to stick around has resulted in constant debate. However, this issue has been surpassed by a more […]
Twitter tirade
The Ferris decision to switch from Gmail to Outlook drew an irate reaction from Ferris Student Government President Preston Wimberly, who in a shocking turn of events has taken to […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The stars are a strong advocate for cake. “Summer bodies” can wait. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 You’ll use hashtags thinking it’s still cool, only to remember […]
SATIRE: Eisler 2020
Ferris President Dr. David Eisler has announced his candidacy to run for U.S. president in the 2020 election. Dr. Eisler, whose doctorate degree is in Clarinet Performance, has been the […]
SATIRE: Beautiful sound
CORRECTION: The name of a source has since been changed. — Music Takes Action might sound a little different this year as headliner Jesse McCartney commands the stage. According to […]
PHOTO GALLERY: Winter in Big Rapids
As spring moves in and winter comes to an end, see the scenery around campus and Big Rapids during the snowy season. Photos by: Taylor Davis, Hunter Pariseau and Megell […]
Sports Shorts
By: Torch Reporter Noah Poser and Sports Editor Cora Hall Spring Practice Begins The Ferris football team opened spring practice for the 2019 season Friday, March 22. The team, which […]






