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Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Greek composite senselessly vandalized… on Instagram
The composite of one Ferris sorority was the target of an online assault Friday, April 28. The Greek organization wanted to, “try something a bit different this year,” according to […]
SATIRE: CLACS makes budget cuts
The Center for Leadership, Activities and Career Services (CLACS) has suffered a significant budget cut for the 2017-18 school year. Director of the CLACS office, Carmine Amarillo, has announced […]
Miracle recovery
By: Alysha West | Guest Writer Ask Noah Maxson or any of his friends or family members if they believe in miracles and the answer will be a resounding […]
SATIRE: Full freshman experience
The location of the soon-to-be-completed North Hall will bring Ferris State freshmen closer to campus dining, academic buildings and the end of their sobriety. North Quad is approximately 0.8 miles […]
SATIRE: “Little Einstein”
The Hollywood Walk of Fame. Academy Awards. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. There are few honors so great as recognition of a job well done from others. Ferris […]
SATIRE: To catch a pothead
Ferris’ Department of Public Safety was prepared this year as Mary Jane came knocking on their doorsteps in grand fashion. Officers were armed with stacks of ammo as they […]
SATIRE: Exposed female shoulders distracting male students in class
As the temperature rises, male attentiveness in class has plummeted as a result of exposed female shoulders and ankles. “There’s this girl named Stacy who sits in the front row of my physics class,” said […]
Update on student government elections
By: Andrea Lenhart & Nick Vander Wulp | Torch Staff With the recent Student Government elections, many students are questioning why there was only one candidate for president and such […]