I am undoubtedly the stupidest smart person that I know. Just because I’m an Honors student on the Dean’s List and have maintained honor roll status since elementary school doesn’t […]
Opinions
All lives matter movement
After the rise in recognition of racial oppression toward black people, there were many rising emotions and responses, one being: “all lives matter!” Why of course all lives matter! Why […]
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
You see them in little sweaters, in random parks, in zoos; I’m talking about those critters we know and love, or have asked to pet at some point. Most of […]
Learning to let the little things go
If your residence hall WiFi is working, you can Google “How to deal with an annoying roommate” all day long. You might even come across the same old, “Talk to […]
Chat with the chief
We are approaching the end of humanity and I believe that Ferris students are to blame. Last week I was walking through South Quad, just soaking in my surroundings. Some […]
Fiscal Responsibility
I hear it all the time, “Student loans are killing me,” “College should be cheaper,” blah blah blah. The reason we all think this way is because we feel we […]
Down the rabbit hole
Michigan and Ohio are separated by just an abstract boundary. Yet even though they engaged in the Toledo War 180 years ago, they have since been on friendly terms and […]
Music Shaming
How many times can you recall being handed the glorious privilege of choosing the music to listen to in the car, then ridiculed by the other passengers about what you […]
Corner of the Universe
Finding time in college is tough. Now, add a job or two to that, maybe a social life, and if you’re lucky, a worthwhile hobby. It’s a circus itself […]
Who's trumping who?
A Torch survey asked 100 Ferris students who they plan on voting for in the 2016 election. The survey consisted of the top three Republican and Democratic runners, as well […]