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Month: December 2015
Out of ordinance
The students that attend Ferris State are not only members of the university community, but also of the Big Rapids community as a whole, and as such they have to […]
News Briefs
Radio legend appointed to The Ferris Foundation Ferris alumnus and former president of ABC Radio John Hare was recently appointed chair of The Ferris Foundation board of directors. Hare was […]
Faster filing
It’s that time of year. The days are getting shorter, shopping malls are bursting at the seams and in the wake of New Year’s Eve, you get to sit in […]
SATIRE: How to build the perfect relationship
There are a variety of strategies used to attract a mate in this desolate wasteland of romantic angst that we call college. The ways in which people date and approach […]
SATIRE: Standing erect
After much deliberation, Ferris State has decided to place a statue outside of the entrance of Top Taggart Field. Earlier this year, Ferris State received an unexpected $18.6 million refund […]
On the Record
Fraud at Walmart Nov. 19, 1:15 p.m., officers assisted the sheriff department with retail fraud at Walmart. One subject was lodged in jail. Trespasser Nov. 19, 6:40 p.m., officers investigated […]
Robert Friar teaching “human sexuality” course for free
When Dr. Robert Friar was asked by Ferris to hold off on retirement, he agreed to stay and teach his famed human sexuality class on one condition: Friar, employed at […]
Mecosta resident stands on First Amendment against felony charge
A Mecosta resident, arrested for handing out fliers detailing juries’ rights to “vote their conscience” is fighting the charges against him by standing on the First Amendement. Keith Wood, 39, […]