“This being my first year on campus, I found it surprising that these issues couldn’t get solved prior to the first day of class. I do believe that the teachers […]
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SATIRE: Petty Pepsi
The Business Building was plagued by a heat wave this August. It has been reported that temperatures inside the building reached a whopping 200 degrees. Coke cans became bombs that […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“How can I drag myself out of bed in the mornings so I can make it to all of my 8 a.m.s?” – Sleepy Sam First of all why did […]
VIDEO: Founders’ Day 2018
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PHOTO GALLERY: Founders’ Day 2018
Thursday, Aug. 30, Ferris students and community members participated in festivities in the North Quad in honor of Founders’ Day. The event included a picnic, an ice cream social, local […]
SATIRE: Tire Fire Poll Results
The 1% – Vacationed all around the world! The Bahamas, Europe, Pandora 99% – Worked my life away as a slave to capitalism 69% – Was reminded why I don’t live with my […]
SATIRE: Brutus’ Bulletin
“If someone offers you drugs of any kind, it is rude to decline. Accept the drugs with a ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. Drugs are expensive.”
College debunked
College is an experimental time, filled with new friendships, experiences and mistakes. A lot of mistakes. Here are some common occurrences freshmen encounter. Squad Goals EXPECTATION: “I’m so excited to […]