Dear Editor (and Mr. Fox), I am writing in response to the article “Cup of Destruction” in the September 22, 2014 issue. I found this article to be extremely insulting […]
Opinions
An apology to the readers
Since last Wednesday I’ve been getting everything from high-fives to threats of bodily harm over one highly offensive article about coffee. I’m going to go more in depth, but in […]
Getting it wrong
The press messes up. You know it, you’ve seen it countless times on TV and in print. Last week, you may have seen it in our paper. This is not […]
Cup of destruction
You know what’s stupid? Coffee. Every moment in the life of the average-income, American, teen through mid-twenties white girl can easily be divided into two categories. They spend half their […]
The cassette renaissance is real
Many things happen deep in the internet’s darkest recesses, most of which you know nothing about. Keep it that way – much of it is pretty terrifying. One of the […]
Chilling Out
I know what you’re thinking, ‘It’s September 24, this guy is lazy!’” We live in higher stress than people care to say. We’re wired to live for the moment and […]
I get by
Few would disagree with the lyrical genius of the Beatles. Even fewer would suggest that there was no truth at all in their lyrics. The general consensus when it boils […]
Nudes, slut-shaming, and victim-blaming
“They shouldn’t have been a whore and sent nudes if they didn’t want them getting out.” This wasn’t the dominant sentiment when a 4chan user leaked hacked nudes of several […]
You’re so retarded
When was the last time you said the word, “retard” or “wow, that’s so retarded”? I hear these phrases through passing all the time and I honestly could not be […]
Bringing booty back
You have all seen them, the images of overly photo-shopped models plastered all over magazines. You know you can never look like them, but somehow you still stare in the […]