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Posts by Torch Staff
SATURE: Ask Woodbridge
“Dear Woodbridge, I’ve been dating this guy for a few months and things are going pretty well. He’s sweet, he’s a good listener and he is always there when I […]
SATIRE: Miracle on ice
Ferris hockey saw an incredible performance on the skate to class Thursday, Jan. 12, with transfer goaltender JJ Watt recording 102 saves and 50 injured students. Watt, who spends most […]
SATIRE: Is MySpace still cool?
You graduate high school, attend four years of college, earn a degree, get a job. In that order. Right? That’s not the case for Ferris sixth-year business management senior Ronny […]
SATIRE: Lovin’ the new hall
Elevator shafts aren’t the only things being erected at the North Hall construction site. At 1:30 a.m. Monday, Jan. 23, a pair of naked Ferris students were chased out of […]
UPDATE: Deactivated mortar round left in FLITE
UPDATE, 4:30 p.m. 12/7/16 – The unknown object that forced the evacuation of FLITE Library was a deactivated mortar round which was left in Room 108 on the first floor […]
