Posts by Torch Staff
I never said yes
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Torch chose to publish this firsthand account of a sexual assault in order to help define and personalize the parameters of an assault. Sexual assaults at Ferris […]
“It’s all rigged”
According to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, he’ll be moving into the White House this January regardless of the election’s outcome. Trump has stated that he will not necessarily accept […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 He loves you. He loves you not. He loves you. He loves you not. He loves you not. He loves you not. He loves you not. […]
SATIRE: More than a gorilla
Artists and Ferris graphic design students have banded together to launch a traveling gallery called “He Was More Than a Gorilla” to honor the nation’s fallen hero, Harambe. Numerous students […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“I have to confess this—anonymously, of course. I have a problem. It is so severe that I must ask for help. I have talked about it at length with family […]
SATIRE: Tuning out
“I’m seriously so afraid to talk to anyone that I just walk around campus with my headphones on and mind my own damn business,” said Ferris freshman communications major Edward […]
SATIRE: Terror and destruction
Ferris hockey is 1-6 and the Big Rapids campus is in shambles as a result. After pulling out a narrow 3-2 shootout victory over Northern Michigan Saturday, Oct. 22, Ferris […]







