I don’t know who Eisler is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I’m not sure if he’s some sort of celebrity, or a professor, or like a […]
Month: February 2019
SATIRE: Classifieds
Watch me sleep I am seeking a fellow student to sit with me on Mondays and Wednesdays as I nap in FLITE. I work late hours and don’t get much […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Valentine’s Day is on the horizon and, unfortunately, your Tinder dates will all be busy that evening. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 Your Outlook email will self-destruct […]
SATIRE: An homage to home
Please stop 2019 “My inspiration for this exhibit is my sheer rage at this season and this city and this university” – Voss Artist: Bill Voss Medium: Mayonnaise
Swept off their feet
The Ferris hockey team is struggling this season and suffered a sweep at home against the Lake Superior State University (LSSU) Lakers this weekend. The losses brings their record to […]
Top Dawg
Whether it is on the grass or on the hardwood, DeShaun Thrower gets the job done, which makes him this week’s Top Dawg. The Bulldog men’s basketball team had a […]
Divided opinions
Article by Kaitlyn Kirchner | Torch Photographer MAYBE SO Hi friends, let’s talk. I know this is a very controversial topic, and I’d like to preface this column by addressing my […]
Too little, too late
It was one step forward, two steps back all night for the Bulldogs and they failed to create momentum in the loss to Lake Superior State University (LSSU) Friday, Feb. […]
Enrollment trending downward
Ferris’ enrollment has declined for the third consecutive year, this time by the most substantial amount in at least 15 years. According to Ferris’ online enrollment records, which date back […]
SATIRE: Boarding up his burrow?
As resolutions become old news, students are ready for their next thing to complain about as the snow blanketed Big Rapids Tuesday evening, Jan. 22. “I can’t believe there’s so […]