Posts by Torch Staff

Minor problems Jan. 18, 9:15 p.m., a freshman texts their 21-year-old friend and asks them to buy them alcohol for the party that night. Sorry kid, they’ve been drunk since […]

Digital animation and game design freshman Tim Rocket stumbled upon what appeared to be an ancient relic half-buried in the melting snow somewhere near the Rock on the morning of […]

I don’t know who Eisler is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I’m not sure if he’s some sort of celebrity, or a professor, or like a […]

Watch me sleep I am seeking a fellow student to sit with me on Mondays and Wednesdays as I nap in FLITE. I work late hours and don’t get much […]

Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Valentine’s Day is on the horizon and, unfortunately, your Tinder dates will all be busy that evening. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 Your Outlook email will self-destruct […]

Please stop 2019 “My inspiration for this exhibit is my sheer rage at this season and this city and this university” – Voss Artist: Bill Voss Medium: Mayonnaise