A Tire Fire reporter was wandering through the darkened halls of the allegedly haunted Alumni Building’s basement when suddenly his phone’s flashlight shone upon this beast. This mural of a […]
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SATIRE: All is not well in Flavortown
The Quad is well known for its mediocrity and some townies must have talked it up, because Food Network sent one of their own to check it out. Guy Fieri […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Can someone get Mother Nature a God damn therapist?” Click here is you want to hear more from this lil’ fella.
It’s #DartySzn, folks
When frat boys are seen on their porches before 4 p.m. with a Natural Light in hand, it can only mean one thing: darty szn is upon us. Darty szn […]
SATIRE: Divine indigestion
Bulldog hockey defeated Lake Superior State University on Friday night in a 4-1 game described by the team as “miraculous” and not in the figurative sense. “God loves hockey and […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“OK, before I tell you this, I need you to swear to secrecy because I live in the dorms and am definitely breaking the rules with this situation. Deal? I guess I’ll […]