According to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, he’ll be moving into the White House this January regardless of the election’s outcome. Trump has stated that he will not necessarily accept […]
Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 He loves you. He loves you not. He loves you. He loves you not. He loves you not. He loves you not. He loves you not. […]
SATIRE: More than a gorilla
Artists and Ferris graphic design students have banded together to launch a traveling gallery called “He Was More Than a Gorilla” to honor the nation’s fallen hero, Harambe. Numerous students […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“I have to confess this—anonymously, of course. I have a problem. It is so severe that I must ask for help. I have talked about it at length with family […]
SATIRE: Tuning out
“I’m seriously so afraid to talk to anyone that I just walk around campus with my headphones on and mind my own damn business,” said Ferris freshman communications major Edward […]
SATIRE: Terror and destruction
Ferris hockey is 1-6 and the Big Rapids campus is in shambles as a result. After pulling out a narrow 3-2 shootout victory over Northern Michigan Saturday, Oct. 22, Ferris […]
SATIRE: Talking dead
Mary Jane Prakken, a Pharmacy student set to graduate in the spring of 1950, never escaped what was once known as the Ferris Institute. Prakken perished on Feb. 21, 1950 […]
