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Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 Your life will be full of ups and downs. Actually, no it’s literally just downs. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your dog ran away not because he […]
SATIRE: Why are you reading?
In the age of social media and Buzzfeed, newspapers have been left behind in favor of smartphones by nearly all. Well, all except the total freaks on the fringes of […]
SATIRE: City of Big Rapids to adopt new slogan
Cities across the United States commonly adopt official slogans. It is part of their identities. When we hear “the Windy City,” images of Chicago come to mind. “The Big Apple” inspires visions of […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Off with their heads!”
SATIRE: Weathering the storm
On May 1, one Department of Public Safety worker and Ferris student performed the ultimate act of heroism: he stood by a parking meter for almost two full hours, waiting […]
Tubing down the Muskegon River
Ferris students spend time participating in an old campus tradition By: Travis Sacher | Torch Reporter Tubing on the Muskegon River is one of the best summer activities for Ferris […]
Big Ratchet
In the Fall… By: Travis Sacher | Torch Reporter According to collegeboard.org, 6 out of every 100 Ferris State students are from a state other than Michigan. Although many out-of-state […]
