The vent belching hot—albeit putrid—air outside of Hallisy Hall can be a godsend for students walking to class on a frigid morning, but has anyone ever stopped to wonder where […]
Month: January 2016
Ferris students speak out on Flint water crisis
The tap water in Flint has been poisoned by lead, and it is apparent that members of the state government knew about it. Flint taps were once supplied with treated […]
“30 Rock” star to host comedy event
Have you ever dreamed about making the crowd at Williams Auditorium burst out in laughter? If you have, you will finally have your chance on Monday, Feb. 1 at 7 […]
Chat with the chief: Joy-nalism
It was 1:44 a.m. as I stared at the blank word document open on my laptop, racking my brain to decide on a topic to write about in this space. […]
Nice buns, hun
It seems only a year ago they were just a rumor, a purported craze embraced by big city hipster gents keen on offbeat fashion. But as the weather warmed, the […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Don’t buy the textbook.” For more words of wisdom by Ferris State’s president, check out last month’s “Eisler says” here: /https://fsutorch.com/2015/12/08/eisler-says/
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your Aquarius friends are facing a difficult bout of turbulence. Help them to stay […]
SATIRE: Ferris undeterred by obvious danger weather presents
This week marks the 97th anniversary of the last time Ferris State canceled classes due to inclement weather. Of course, in that span the students have faced blizzards, mountains of […]