The Ferris State men’s tennis team beat Midwestern State (Tex.) to advance to the Final Four of the Div. 2 NCAA Tournament for the first time in school history on […]
Month: May 2016
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
Submit questions to fsutirefire@nullgmail.com for a chance to see Woodbridge N. Ferris give you personalized advice. “Hey Woodbridge, I just finished touring your school. I must say, I’m impressed. The atmosphere was […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 Your life will be full of ups and downs. Actually, no it’s literally just downs. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your dog ran away not because he […]
SATIRE: Why are you reading?
In the age of social media and Buzzfeed, newspapers have been left behind in favor of smartphones by nearly all. Well, all except the total freaks on the fringes of […]
SATIRE: City of Big Rapids to adopt new slogan
Cities across the United States commonly adopt official slogans. It is part of their identities. When we hear “the Windy City,” images of Chicago come to mind. “The Big Apple” inspires visions of […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Off with their heads!”
SATIRE: Weathering the storm
On May 1, one Department of Public Safety worker and Ferris student performed the ultimate act of heroism: he stood by a parking meter for almost two full hours, waiting […]
A shot at the NFL
Three former Ferris State football players will be making the push this offseason to make it on an NFL roster. Former Ferris quarterback and two-time Harlon Hill Trophy winner Jason […]
Tubing down the Muskegon River
Ferris students spend time participating in an old campus tradition By: Travis Sacher | Torch Reporter Tubing on the Muskegon River is one of the best summer activities for Ferris […]