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Month: April 2018
Media Minute
Oven mitts are on. It’s time to see who nails it and who fails it. “Some shows are dedicated to the best baker in the world. This is not one of them,” “Nailed […]
COLUMN: A long time in the making
Now that the dust has settled on an unbelievable season, it’s time to realize just how special this run was for the Ferris men’s basketball team. National Champions. Forgive yourself for […]
Swinging toward success
The Ferris men’s tennis team is riding an 11-game winning streak after defeating rival Grand Valley State University by a score of 7-2 Saturday, March 31. The Bulldogs now sit with a 14-2 record overall […]
Stay with me
I love television. Not movies. Television. I love television the way people love books. I love the characters and being able to paint a life for them. I love the writing that makes […]
Hankins to grad transfer to Xavier
Some unexpected news took place in the Ferris athletic community on Thursday, April 5, when the campus learned that junior center of the Division II National Champion Ferris basketball team […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
Submit questions to fs*********@***il.com for a chance to see Woodbridge N. Ferris give you personalized advice! “I’m looking for a book recommendation. Do you have any for me?” – Bookworm Bill Yeah, how about you read your […]
More in store
Members of the Big Rapids community will soon have two new stores to enjoy in town. Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Store and CareLinc Medical, a medical supply store, are moving into the Ferris Commons […]
On the Record
Pull up, drank March 16, 6:25 p.m., officers found a liquor violation in North Hall. One subject was cited and referred to the Office of Student Conduct. Broken record March 17, 11:39 a.m., […]
SATIRE: Here comes the F.A.R.T.
Big Rapids Public Works director Ardith Crank announced the implementation of the new Ferris Area Rapid Transport system (F.A.R.T) yesterday at a press conference. The F.A.R.T consists of connecting railways beneath the streets of Big Rapids […]