Harley – El Editor del News 1996 – 2018 In the most tragic, horrifying and pleasingly ironic event of the year, Harley, 21, died in a motorcycle accident 11:11 p.m., […]
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SATIRE: Off the Record
Shot to the heart April 18, 12:59 p.m., three students went and ate at the Rock without telling their friend who had already asked when they were going to eat. […]
SATIRE: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
OK, pay attention because I don’t have much time and the feds are going to be triangulating on my position any moment now. You think Ferris State Institute burned down […]
SATIRE: Eisler says
“I can’t wait for all these damn students to get out of Big Rapids so I don’t have to wait in line at the Rock.”
SATIRE: Blazed and confused
Friday, April 20, marked a strange day for the Big Rapids community. The town was covered by what was originally assumed to be a thick fog that smelled vaguely of […]
“Caught in the act” update
Article by: Megan Lewton and Grant Siddall | Torch Staff Ferris recently uncovered three semesters worth of cheating in a business course after a professor found a way to track […]
