Click photos to enlarge. Hockey Ferris hockey suffered through two losses to Northern Michigan this weekend despite barraging the Wildcats’ goaltender with 77 shots on goal through the two games. The […]
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SATIRE: Purpose of Ferris Science Complex Chiller Plant uncovered
Anyone who has ever wandered past Ferris’ Science Complex Chiller Plant has surely wondered what mysteries lie within the strange building. Several faculty members within Ferris’ College of Arts and […]
Devastating testimonies
By: Harley Harrison | News Editor and Marley Tucker | Opinions Editor A massacre in Las Vegas left 59 dead and over 500 injured after a terrorist shot into a […]
PHOTO GALLERY: This week in sports
A 3-2 slobberknocker victory over Western Michigan in Ferris hockey’s first home game of the season highlighted a weekend in which four Ferris teams hosted competition. The Bulldogs went 4-3 […]
SATIRE: Brave new world of napping
Ferris has invested the full tuition money of at least 15 students into a new technological marvel housed in the University Center. Early rumors on what exactly the device is […]
SATIRE: Political signs draped all over hall make no impact on local election
Despite excessive, unnecessary efforts by the university to support Mr. Tyvek for a local municipal government position, the candidate Ferris State is officially backing didn’t appear on any Big Rapids […]
PHOTO GALLERY: Nick Offerman comedy show
A capacity crowd packed Williams Auditorium and began lining up long before doors opened to see Homecoming comedian Nick Offerman on Thursday, Sept. 28.
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“As an incoming freshman at Ferris, I keep getting lost on campus. I tried using the campus map in my planner but I found it to be extremely confusing! What […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“I want to be a racecar driver when I grow up.” Click here to see Eisler’s statement of the week from last time around.
SATIRE: Issue of Torch analyzed under microscope, still boring
A team of Ferris researchers have gone to great lengths to conclude that not even explosive science experiements can make the Torch interesting. The team started by viewing the Torch […]