A 3-2 slobberknocker victory over Western Michigan in Ferris hockey’s first home game of the season highlighted a weekend in which four Ferris teams hosted competition. The Bulldogs went 4-3 […]
Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Brave new world of napping
Ferris has invested the full tuition money of at least 15 students into a new technological marvel housed in the University Center. Early rumors on what exactly the device is […]
SATIRE: Political signs draped all over hall make no impact on local election
Despite excessive, unnecessary efforts by the university to support Mr. Tyvek for a local municipal government position, the candidate Ferris State is officially backing didn’t appear on any Big Rapids […]
PHOTO GALLERY: Nick Offerman comedy show
A capacity crowd packed Williams Auditorium and began lining up long before doors opened to see Homecoming comedian Nick Offerman on Thursday, Sept. 28.
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“As an incoming freshman at Ferris, I keep getting lost on campus. I tried using the campus map in my planner but I found it to be extremely confusing! What […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“I want to be a racecar driver when I grow up.” Click here to see Eisler’s statement of the week from last time around.
SATIRE: Issue of Torch analyzed under microscope, still boring
A team of Ferris researchers have gone to great lengths to conclude that not even explosive science experiements can make the Torch interesting. The team started by viewing the Torch […]
SATIRE: Stripping for a degree
The College of Business announced on Monday, Sept. 25, that a new program will be coming to Ferris for the spring semester. The professional stripping management program will feature classes […]
Deep water
Article by: Harley Harrison, News Editor and Marley Tucker, Opinions Editor Bulldogs were swimming this summer but not in the pool at the Ferris Student Recreation Center (SRC). An incident […]
SATIRE: Ferris adds new intramural sport
Are you looking for a new, extremely costly sport to enroll in on campus that is sure to piss off anyone in your way? This commonly known carnival game is […]