Ferris State’s Finance Division and Student Government have once again successfully accomplished their task of spending the entirety of the student fees fund. Each year, the groups are asked to […]
Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: Professor from hell
Many Ferris students struggle with difficult professors—whether it be with tough assignments, favoritism, or a crippling sense of hatred and worthlessness—but what do you do when your professor is a […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“The Tire Fire is nothing but a slanderous cockroach that must be stomped out. I wish they would stop quoting me in that rag.” To read more commentary by this […]
SATIRE: Ferristein’s monster
Ferris State athletics have seen unprecedented heights of success in recent years, and one science nerd is looking to continue the Bulldogs’ domination on every field of play. Ferris State […]
SATIRE: Let’s just get this over with
Ferris’ Big Event is just around the corner, and citizens of Big Rapids could not be more excited for their one day of respite from college students’ antics. “I just […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 Get out now, while you still can. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your acceptance into grad school is actually just a long-developing epic April Fool’s prank. Gemini: […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“I’m in love with my roommate’s boyfriend. We brushed hands once, and I really felt a spark between us. I don’t know what to do. Should I tell him? Should […]
Not dead yet
By Jake law Jake Law is from Canton, Michigan and is a junior at Ferris studying Political Science. He is the secretary of College Republicans. From the early 1900s […]
SATIRE: Invasion?
An unidentified flying object was spotted near Ferris’ North Quad on March 26, prompting FSU’s Department of Public Safety to issue a campus-wide warning via text message and email. The […]