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Posts by Torch Staff
SATIRE: New digs for hockey team
Ferris State has decided that the hockey team has brought in enough money for the university that they should give back to the players. Administrators have concluded that they will […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your Aquarius friends are facing a difficult bout of turbulence. Help them to stay […]
SATIRE: Ferris undeterred by obvious danger weather presents
This week marks the 97th anniversary of the last time Ferris State canceled classes due to inclement weather. Of course, in that span the students have faced blizzards, mountains of […]
SATIRE: Fire at FLITE
A fire on the third floor of FLITE led to the death of 44 Ferris State University students and approximately 3,000 books around 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 26 According […]
Feelin’ the Bern
There are three reasons why Bernie Sanders is my candidate: his grassroots background, the liberal tone of his campaign and the change he seeks is what we need. Also, have […]
Torch Jams : Adrian “D’arin” Wright
In this installment of Torch Jams, we were joined in the office by Adrian “D’arin” Wright, who is a local musician based out of Flint, MI. D’arin is a regular […]
Holly Baker – Office Manager and Lifestyles Reporter
I am sophomore at Ferris State. I’m majoring in elementary education because I am passionate about working with children, but writing has always been one of my favorite hobbies. I […]