One Ferris student is making the inspiring choice to leave Ferris and chase his dreams. Ferris plastics engineering sophomore Nathan Cubbers is choosing to forgo his remaining years of NCAA […]
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SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
Submit questions to fsutirefire@nullgmail.com for a chance to see Woodbridge N. Ferris give you personalized advice! “I’m getting ready to graduate this May and I’ve been having a lot of trouble […]
SATIRE: Nightmare-inducing photo of the week
A Tire Fire reporter was wandering through the darkened halls of the allegedly haunted Alumni Building’s basement when suddenly his phone’s flashlight shone upon this beast. This mural of a […]
SATIRE: All is not well in Flavortown
The Quad is well known for its mediocrity and some townies must have talked it up, because Food Network sent one of their own to check it out. Guy Fieri […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Can someone get Mother Nature a God damn therapist?” Click here is you want to hear more from this lil’ fella.
It’s #DartySzn, folks
When frat boys are seen on their porches before 4 p.m. with a Natural Light in hand, it can only mean one thing: darty szn is upon us. Darty szn […]
SATIRE: Divine indigestion
Bulldog hockey defeated Lake Superior State University on Friday night in a 4-1 game described by the team as “miraculous” and not in the figurative sense. “God loves hockey and […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“OK, before I tell you this, I need you to swear to secrecy because I live in the dorms and am definitely breaking the rules with this situation. Deal? I guess I’ll […]
SATIRE: We cracked open a Student Government suggestion box… Here’s what we found
Ferris’ Student Government wants your feedback and they’ve long hoped to collect it through submissions to scattered suggestion boxes throughout campus. Most of these boxes are locked up tight but […]
SATIRE: Lifelong dream
Graduating from college is a pretty big milestone but it doesn’t hold a candle to what one recent Ferris alumna is calling the greatest accomplishment of her life. Kathy Bickels […]