The recent mass shooting in New Zealand may have happened across the world, but many Ferris students still feel the tragedy hit home. According to CNN, the suspect was 28-year-old […]
Month: April 2019
A tough act to follow
Ferris State Theatre has successfully presented their 2019 spring play, and the audience was left impressed. The play, “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time,” was written by […]
Brady soars to the Cardinals’ rescue
Ferris assistant football coach Ryan Brady has left Ferris to become the next head football coach of Saginaw Valley State University, becoming the seventh head coach in the history of […]
Guten tag
Ferris history junior and German Culture and Language Club Secretary Abbie Mumby meets with students every Wednesday to learn about another culture while making friends and playing games. “We named […]
Tire Fire Confessions
Honestly, fuck birds! Like, what are they for? They don’t do anything. They just strut around doing that weird head thing all the time. And when they’re not doing that, […]
Make underage football viewing illegal
The question of whether or not youth football should continue to be allowed to stick around has resulted in constant debate. However, this issue has been surpassed by a more […]
Twitter tirade
The Ferris decision to switch from Gmail to Outlook drew an irate reaction from Ferris Student Government President Preston Wimberly, who in a shocking turn of events has taken to […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The stars are a strong advocate for cake. “Summer bodies” can wait. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 You’ll use hashtags thinking it’s still cool, only to remember […]
SATIRE: Eisler 2020
Ferris President Dr. David Eisler has announced his candidacy to run for U.S. president in the 2020 election. Dr. Eisler, whose doctorate degree is in Clarinet Performance, has been the […]