A Tire Fire reporter was wandering through the darkened halls of the allegedly haunted Alumni Building’s basement when suddenly his phone’s flashlight shone upon this beast. This mural of a […]
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SATIRE: All is not well in Flavortown
The Quad is well known for its mediocrity and some townies must have talked it up, because Food Network sent one of their own to check it out. Guy Fieri […]
SATIRE: Eisler says…
“Can someone get Mother Nature a God damn therapist?” Click here is you want to hear more from this lil’ fella.
It’s #DartySzn, folks
When frat boys are seen on their porches before 4 p.m. with a Natural Light in hand, it can only mean one thing: darty szn is upon us. Darty szn […]
SATIRE: Divine indigestion
Bulldog hockey defeated Lake Superior State University on Friday night in a 4-1 game described by the team as “miraculous” and not in the figurative sense. “God loves hockey and […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“OK, before I tell you this, I need you to swear to secrecy because I live in the dorms and am definitely breaking the rules with this situation. Deal? I guess I’ll […]
SATIRE: We cracked open a Student Government suggestion box… Here’s what we found
Ferris’ Student Government wants your feedback and they’ve long hoped to collect it through submissions to scattered suggestion boxes throughout campus. Most of these boxes are locked up tight but […]
SATIRE: Lifelong dream
Graduating from college is a pretty big milestone but it doesn’t hold a candle to what one recent Ferris alumna is calling the greatest accomplishment of her life. Kathy Bickels […]
SATIRE: Hell is a bathroom stall
People go to Shooters for a variety of reasons: some drink away their GPA and others try to forget about how much student debt they’ll wake up with. Lucky patrons […]
SATIRE: Dispelling stereotypes surrounding common Ferris majors
1. Pre-pharmacy majors Pre-pharmacy majors aren’t actually geniuses. They just memorize five complicated-sounding words in their first semester of organic chemistry and repeat them over and over again to sound […]