Tire Fire

As Thanksgiving 2018 comes to a close, Ferris nutrition junior Ashley Winterbottom is feeling the after-effects of a holiday well done. “I have a love-hate relationship with Thanksgiving,” Winterbottom said. […]

Aries: March 21-April 19 Your professor will say there’s no final but make you come to class anyway Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your signicant other may find your filthy ways […]

With the rapid succession of “family holidays” – Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year, etc. – some young people dread going home because their family interrogates the hell out of them. […]

Following the passage of Proposal 1, the legalization of recreational marijuana, Michiganders are starting to get creative with their methods of obtaining that “good kush”. The “Gas 2 Grass” app […]

Test Torture Oct. 27, 3:14 p.m., A finance professor schedules a test on Halloween like a fucking monster. Why are you like this? Who hurt you?? RIP Pike’s table Oct. […]

Q: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. A: Well first off, I’m fucking dead, if you haven’t noticed. My name is St. Jimmy, but you can call Brain […]

Aries: March 21-April 19 Someone will take your unassigned seat in class like some kind of psychopath. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your commuter pass was a waste of $100. You’ll […]

After canceling nearly all of his public appearances this semester, many students and faculty are wondering why President David Eisler was MIA. But all the evidence from anonymous sources points […]

The Business Building was plagued by a heat wave this August. It has been reported that temperatures inside the building reached a whopping 200 degrees. Coke cans became bombs that […]

“How can I drag myself out of bed in the mornings so I can make it to all of my 8 a.m.s?” – Sleepy Sam First of all why did […]