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SATIRE: Brutus’ Bulletin

Tire Fire February 3, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

SATIRE: An era uncovered

Tire Fire February 3, 2019February 3, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Digital animation and game design freshman Tim Rocket stumbled upon what appeared to be an ancient relic half-buried in the melting snow somewhere near the Rock on the morning of […]

SATIRE: Tire Fire Confessions

Tire Fire February 3, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

I don’t know who Eisler is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I’m not sure if he’s some sort of celebrity, or a professor, or like a […]

SATIRE: Classifieds

Tire Fire February 3, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Watch me sleep I am seeking a fellow student to sit with me on Mondays and Wednesdays as I nap in FLITE. I work late hours and don’t get much […]

SATIRE: Horror-scopes

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Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Valentine’s Day is on the horizon and, unfortunately, your Tinder dates will all be busy that evening. Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20 Your Outlook email will self-destruct […]

SATIRE: An homage to home

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Please stop 2019 “My inspiration for this exhibit is my sheer rage at this season and this city and this university” – Voss Artist: Bill Voss Medium: Mayonnaise

SATIRE: Boarding up his burrow?

Tire Fire February 2, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

As resolutions become old news, students are ready for their next thing to complain about as the snow blanketed Big Rapids Tuesday evening, Jan. 22. “I can’t believe there’s so […]

SATIRE: Home for the hellidays

Tire Fire January 9, 2019 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Winter break is almost over, and many of you spent this time squeezing back into your childhood bedroom that your mom has turned into a Pure Romance office, sleeping in […]

SATIRE: Christmas horrorscopes

Tire Fire December 25, 2018 Torch Staff 0 Comments

1. Aquarius: An MP3 player from KMart… What year is it? 2. Pisces: Yearly subscription to the Tire Fire 3. Aries: Floppy Disk from Grandma 4. Taurus: A different color […]

SATIRE: In memoriam

Tire Fire December 3, 2018December 3, 2018 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Marley – Clever Girl 1996 – 2018 At approximately 1 a.m. Saturday, Nov. 24, Marley, 22, died in a hit-and-run vehicular accident in front of Star Shooters in Big Rapids. […]

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