Ferris’ Big Event is just around the corner, and citizens of Big Rapids could not be more excited for their one day of respite from college students’ antics. “I just […]
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SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 Get out now, while you still can. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your acceptance into grad school is actually just a long-developing epic April Fool’s prank. Gemini: […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“I’m in love with my roommate’s boyfriend. We brushed hands once, and I really felt a spark between us. I don’t know what to do. Should I tell him? Should […]
SATIRE: Invasion?
An unidentified flying object was spotted near Ferris’ North Quad on March 26, prompting FSU’s Department of Public Safety to issue a campus-wide warning via text message and email. The […]
SATIRE: “Easter break”
While most people packed their bags and happily headed home for the mid-semester recess to see family and friends, not everybody was wholly satisfied with some of the specifics involved. […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 I hope you weren’t too attached to your arms, because they’ll be blown off in a terrible microwave accident this week. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Don’t […]
SATIRE: Inclusion for all?
Recently Ferris has spent our tuition money on a consultant to audit how well Ferris values diversity and inclusion. I am all for people feeling comfortable in their own skin. […]
SATIRE: The Quad goes vegan
The Quad Café is going vegan. The Quad’s general manager, Olga Crumcakes, reported in the Feb. 2016 university-wide notice that the Quad will be making a green transformation into a […]
SATIRE: Student injured while sexting in driving simulator
A Ferris State student caught himself in his zipper after crashing into a school bus while sexting in the distracted driving simulator that was set up in the UC on […]