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SATIRE: Eisler Says…

Tire Fire December 8, 2015January 26, 2016 Keith Salowich 0 Comments

SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge

Tire Fire December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Torch Staff 0 Comments

“How do I end my relationship before the holiday break so I don’t have to buy my significant other a gift and I can just hang out with friends? I’d […]

SATIRE: Shooters II coming to a quad near you

Tire Fire December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Star Shooters announced Monday it will open a second location in the University Center (UC) early next year. The original Shooters is located in downtown Big Rapids. Due to its […]

SATIRE: President Eisler drops rap album

Tire Fire December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Torch Staff 0 Comments

President Eisler released a new self-titled album under his alias ‘DJ Eazy-Eis” last week, and it’s already flying off the shelves. Over 9,000 units have been sold on Ferris State’s […]

SATIRE: No fracking way

Tire Fire December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Torch Staff 0 Comments

Dig a hole, dig a hole. These were the humble beginnings of a multimillion dollar oil corporation for Ferris geology freshman Harold Schmeismer until police removed him from campus early […]

A mound of burning rubber

News, Tire Fire, Top Stories December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Keith Salowich 0 Comments

As a reader, you may notice the Torch is just a little bit thicker this week. Our paper is four pages richer thanks to a satirical insert ranging from page […]

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