Ferris State athletics have seen unprecedented heights of success in recent years, and one science nerd is looking to continue the Bulldogs’ domination on every field of play. Ferris State […]
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SATIRE: Let’s just get this over with
Ferris’ Big Event is just around the corner, and citizens of Big Rapids could not be more excited for their one day of respite from college students’ antics. “I just […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 Get out now, while you still can. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Your acceptance into grad school is actually just a long-developing epic April Fool’s prank. Gemini: […]
SATIRE: Ask Woodbridge
“I’m in love with my roommate’s boyfriend. We brushed hands once, and I really felt a spark between us. I don’t know what to do. Should I tell him? Should […]
SATIRE: Invasion?
An unidentified flying object was spotted near Ferris’ North Quad on March 26, prompting FSU’s Department of Public Safety to issue a campus-wide warning via text message and email. The […]
SATIRE: “Easter break”
While most people packed their bags and happily headed home for the mid-semester recess to see family and friends, not everybody was wholly satisfied with some of the specifics involved. […]
SATIRE: Horror-scopes
Aries: March 21-April 19 I hope you weren’t too attached to your arms, because they’ll be blown off in a terrible microwave accident this week. Taurus: April 20-May 20 Don’t […]
SATIRE: Inclusion for all?
Recently Ferris has spent our tuition money on a consultant to audit how well Ferris values diversity and inclusion. I am all for people feeling comfortable in their own skin. […]
SATIRE: The Quad goes vegan
The Quad Café is going vegan. The Quad’s general manager, Olga Crumcakes, reported in the Feb. 2016 university-wide notice that the Quad will be making a green transformation into a […]